Tuesday, June 22, 2010

itchy, itchy, scratchy, scratchy...

Dear Mosquitos
Is there any way we could convince you to leave us alone?
There are a few welt free spots left for you to attack,
but I would really prefer you wouldn't.
thanks...

itchy, itchy, scratchy, scratchy, a mosquito bit my backy.
go away mosquitos, go away mosquitos

yesterday I gave in to intense pressure to actually use some spray
a mosquito landed on my legs while the spray was still wet
and began biting anyway... then 3 of his friends joined him.

I am going out shopping for a beekeepers suit tomorrow.
Calls from the neighbourhood kids of
"Look out here comes the crazy lady"
be damned.

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